Que je me transforme en crapaud si je mens!

When I die, bury me deep, lay two speakers at my feet, put some headphones on my head and rock 'n' roll me when I'm dead.
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best dadda in the world.

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And you’re there like

“Who are you?”

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2 days ago - 22508

I’d like to say that I know myself. But that is an overstatement and a lie. I would like to know myself. I’d like to know everything. It would make life a whole lot easier…I think. Maybe it would just make things less exciting. I don’t know. My life isn’t exciting. Okay, well that’s a lie too. My life is really exciting actually.  Every ones life is exciting. I’m not traveling the world or fighting crime, or doing crime…well…crime by lawful standards, but I’m alive, and I suppose that’s exciting. When people ask “what’s new?” I shall say “I woke up today,” because that’s news everyday! Im surviving, but fuck that, I want to LIVE. Live by means of American Indians, not the ones that were pretty much forced to open casinos and shit (well honestly, I cant really say anything like that because I don’t know my history, but I do know that we fucked them over. I sure do need to read more) But where they believe the souls of our ancestors make the river flow, and bring life to LIFE.  Where the sunshine is our mother, and our sisters the flowers. The whispers of wise advice through the winds, and where the most important thing is family.

 I’m spoiled. I hate that. I wish I wasn’t exposed to nice things, I wish I wasn’t born.

Sometimes.

Then other times I really am glad I am alive. I’m like a walking ball of confusion, some days I like living some days I don’t, I think they are pretty equal in amount of days.

I have class now 

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Smiffff doesn’t care dance hehe. I shoulda added music to spice it up

I don’t want

Whatever your “swag” is. I want Class.

For all I know swag sounds like an alternative name for a tampon.” I started my period, gotta extra swag on you? Thanks girl;D” could totally see a commercial for this. Ima patent it.


Speaking of swags, I needa go change mine.

Peace

homie ivan haha we had so much fun. and got in trouble for being on roof, by his landlord, hahahaha! thats what we gets for acting like little monkey kids who climb roofs ahha

Eew bwahah

Eew bwahah