Que je me transforme en crapaud si je mens!
When I die, bury me deep, lay two speakers at my feet, put some headphones on my head and rock 'n' roll me when I'm dead.
16313(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via heathertoshiko)
if you want to go on an adventure
dont ask your boyfriend, he already has you
they have dum dums at my work
rootbeer flavor, and i have never tasted anything so sad. it wasnt anything special, at least not advertised, but i dont know why, i felt the kinda sick you feel when getting bad news. but it was still sweet, so i didnt throw it out. instead i thought about every terrible memory, and everything that made me sad. then i became full of lonliness. there at my place of work, lonely, and not sure what my emptiness was coming from….hmm rootbeer dum dum, you strange
Well, I may be a muddy dog, but at least I know how to have fun unlike somebody else we may know
but I won’t mention any names
For more cute dogs and puppies
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goats are assholes and I fucking love them for it
Wee prancy bastards
Reblogging for the phrase wee prancy bastards
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